Every year, about this time of year I get at least one creeper. What do you mean? I hear you cry.  Well, what I mean is someone, whether a text, or caller that is clearly engaging in what could only be described as “flasher behaviour”. Back in the day, we don’t hear about them so much these days, it was not uncommon where I grew up in the UK for men, always men, to jump out of the bushes and flash their tackle at you.  They usually wore a long, beige mac that came to the knee